Hairy's Crack Lounge, Open 24 Hours

[Top Secret]

Mindy there is a reason that place is called the "crack" lounge. It is for people who have uncontrollable addictions. You are the "crack" of which they crave over there. Lurker Mike just admitted his siblings are heroin addicts, so he admits the addiction gene is rich in his blood, which explains why he would easily gravitate to the "Mindy crack lounge." They just can't get enough of you. Just take satisfaction the chase community chose to place these sickos in a special chase asylum or they describe it, a poop-throwing monkey zoo," so searchers can exist in peace. Fenn wouldn't have it any other way!