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Yogi Berra
11-17-2020, 12:58 PM,
Yogi Berra
I was cleaning up files this morning and thought these Yogi Berra quotes might be of use. Some were tweaked for current circumstances (only for humor, not as a political stance).

Yogi's General Comments about the Chase:

“I never dreamed we’d accomplish so much, but hunger accomplishes a lot of things.”
“There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.”
“I really didn’t say everything I said.”
"I never said most of the things I said."

Yogi's General Searching Advice:

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
“You better cut the [pie] in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
“We’re lost, but we’re making good time.”
“Never answer an anonymous letter.”
“The game is simple, but it’s never easy.”
"No matter where you go, there you are.”
"If you don’t know where you’re going, you might not get there.”
“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
"I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
“No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.”

Yogi's General Life Advice:

“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
“Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good, positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.”
“Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t go to yours.”

Yogi's Advice For Specific Searchers:

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
“All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
“It’s like déjà vu all over again.”
“Little things are big.”

Yogi's Advice to Forrest:

“Everybody should plan ahead for a time when they die.”
“He must have made that before he died.”
“Are you dead yet?”

Advice from Yogi Berra/Donald Trump:

“It ain’t over, till it’s over.”
“Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.”
“We made too many of the wrong mistakes.”
“I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.”
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
"This message [Send Money!] won’t be over until it’s done.”

Yogi's Advice to Donald Trump:

“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
“We’ve had enough trowels and tribulations.”
“Why be jealous over things you don’t have?”
“I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.”
“There are a lot of things in life you can’t control, but how you respond to things, THAT you can control.”
“Take it with a grin of salt.”

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